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Match Day Thread Toon v City

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, Aug 13, 2023.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    So they’ve only had 2.5 days to get ready. I know they’re called the Pensioners but they’re hardly going to be tired second game of the season. Don’t always believe what Managers tell you.
     
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  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    You know, in the desert there is a phenomenon were water collects under rocks, it causes them to "crawl" through the desert extremely slowly over multiple days

    Still probably move faster than Joelinton and Bruno
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    Random selection for our first 4 games <laugh>get back in your box more like
     
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    Schar hacked down in penalty area. BT hawking UFC bollocks rather than showing replay.
     
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    Easy game for man city so far.
     
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  6. Welshie

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    Very easy

    Have we even threatened a shot on target?
     
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    Don't want to be too critical as they are class but we have been poor like.
     
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    Get the ball to Gordon as much as possible and keep it out of midfield

    Almiron is ****ing useless inall
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

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    Almiron is ****ing woeful.

    I swear to god Pep has told his team to ignore Burn. He gets the ball with no one near him and still ends up passing it back to Botman.
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Knew it would be like this, City are class, they don't buy duds and can easily replace like for like but only 1 down so not dead yet.
     
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    Midfield need to get a grip
    big Joe, Bruno, Tonali not bossing it as we know they can
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Harsh but bring on Barnes to give them a scare
     
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    Not many teams go to Man City and boss the midfield to be fair.
     
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    Barnes for Gordon mainly cos he's on a yellow, also seems to panic infront of goal.
     
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    They have been very pedestrian, Joelinton the worst.
    We lack that pace in central midfield positions. Bruno has played better this week than last week but it all goes backwards
     
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  18. Welshie

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    Tonali has some pace and ability, but those other two are absolutely anonymous

    Bruno has been not up to it for far too long, he can do a protracted fart and our lot would chant his name.

    He's a statue
     
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    Newcastle aren't even able to move very strange so far
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I’d bring Barnes but for Almiron
     
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