Match Day Thread Toon v Bindippers

I do like the MOTD top 10 stuff and generally he's ok as a pundit cos he has time to prepare and plan stuff out. Being spontaneous, as you can see here, he's a ****ing yawnfest.

 

Ah, that’s why I feel uneasy

Tonali is just a better player than Bruno so should get the nod and I maintain - as usual - that the pair in a double pivot would be ideal against lesser team. 433 does pretty well against the establishment.

 

I would probably bring on Longstaff for Bruno.

Bruno seems so slow. It’s weird how slow he is.

We just have to keep the first half going.

 

The Bruno-Tonali-Joelinton thing never works in midfield, but it has done so far.

 

Because it's Tonali in the 6 role

 

Murphy gives us legs.

It’s working right now. It’s when subs happen. Let’s see.

Howe is doing very well today.

 

Sloppy pass by Hall has led to them scoring

 

Urgh. And now it starts.

Pope??????????????????

 

1-1

 

What in the name of **** is pope doing.

 

Lol you're blaming Pope. That was all Hall

 

He’s ****ing terrible.

He just needs to move his hands?

 

Is he supposed to save that?!

 

Watch it back. Pope just falls over.

 

I have. Hall was the only player at fault.

 

He’s supposed to love his hands towards the ball.

Anyways. It was always going to happen.

They were never going to be that poor.

And we are potentially going to implode.

Standard NUFC.

 

Wot, cos it gets blasted past him at full speed? Pope was never saving that.

 

Whooooosh they adjust score again

 

Here we go again.

 

It’s panic stations now.

We are falling apart WHAT the **** has HOwE told them at half time.

Relax and eat a Kit Kat.

**** me.