Seriously Chelsea/Man U, how do you batter a team who are absolutely crap (Man U) go 2, should be 3 up, then just turn to absolute turd in a heartbeat to concede twice. ETH is the luckiest bastard in football.
Chelsea are similar to Newcastle a bit hitty missy but they'll still finish higher because of our injury problems.
Relatively speaking, they are both crap. For one spending a billion and the other not far behind, they're bereft of an identity, of clear ideas and top class players. A Newcastle first XI would batter both. Sadly (re-opens worm can) we have Howe in charge, so getting our best XI on the pitch is the stuff of fairytales.