Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Why is Chelsea's away kit just a bit of a darker blue than their home kit?

 

We could do something similar. Change the white to egg shell and black to graphite grey

 

Egg shell and Graphite?

What's wrong with cream and dark grey you posh sod?

 

You’ve got to convince the PL

 

He's secretly turning into a Tory.
Shhhh.

 

Well done! Now I’m going to get chippy spouting **** at me

 

Wolves winning by two

 

Nkunku just got a goal back

 

Sterling booked for the second game in the row for diving

trouble was, it wasn't a dive

 

They’ve had 6 bookings!

 

Chelsea used up all their luck on Tuesday night
they were shocking at defending today

 

you’ve been rumbled old bean.
We all know you have a fluffy framed picture of Sir Boris by your bed and another of Sunak on your bathroom.

The Tory doth protest too much!

 

Poch out lads? He’s spent loads more than Eddie and lost one more game and has 7 less points? Don’t hear the cry for him to go anywhere… media strangely silent.

 

Poch in.
Ten Hag in.

 

Howe In

 

He’s definitely in the same company.

 

Bless you

 

Nah look he’s done an unbelievable job but is having a really tough time. What’s sad is that I think he’s going to manage himself out of the job ahead of schedule, when I would have loved him to win something.

It’s not an anti-Howe agenda in the slightest, I just think he’s doing a really bad job right now.

 

So what would you do differently?

 

Win. Durr.