Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Usually Liverpool are ****ing bland.

But for some reason, since quarantine their defends have been ****ing useless, so now they've switched it up.

 

I like Liverpool they go after them it's intense.. Mourinho footballs the worst.. Absolutely hate that ****

 

French adverts are entertaining, I'll give them that.

 

Hmmm interesting that the channel I'm watching are describing this as a game between 2 of England's biggest clubs..

I've never heard that about nufc and we've won twice as much as Leeds.

Call be bitter but that irritates me.. All we get is 52 thousand screaming Geordies with a comment about delusion somewhere

 

Mourinho is much more likeable than that ****er klopp

 

Mourinho speaks well about nufc so I like him but his footballs dull

 

I hope he bores Everton to death and wins 5-0 tomorrow

 

30 mins until we see whatever strange mess Bruce's putting out

 

Carroll probably starting

 

He's kit even championship level surely not.. I doubt even Bruce is that daft.. I expect Wilson and Lewis to start and have a bad feeling ritchie will make up the 3 behind Wilson.. Ritchie is useless in that role.. He was good at lb in a 5 taking set pieces and whipping crosses in, but am he's horseshit

 

Not sure he'll start Wilson like. Hope he does though

 

Who the hell else has he got though? Carroll is the worst professional footballer I've ever seen

 

I don't want to see Murphy anywhere near the pitch either.. He's absolutely useless..

 

Jose would have been manager of us if the Saudi takeover happened, he's always chatting about us.

 

Probably prefer him to start than Ritchie

 

Imagine if he plays Atsu

 

I'd prefer they played Joelinton

 

**** that

 

Tbf to him that's actually his position

 

He's ****e, just accept it