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Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Sep 12, 2020.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    They're more likely to win 2-0 than man united scoring.

    Man united have created nothing
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    I want Everton to throw this one away from a winning position now. Not just to keep them in the ****, but because I think Fwank might actually cry like a baby on national TV.
     
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  3. Charlie Dogscock

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    Dunno what was said to Man U at half time, but they're far worse in the second half, Everton are all over them.
     
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  4. Roland Deschain

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    Everton should already be down. 10 points minimum deduction for absolutely blatant failure to control finances.
     
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    Whereas Man U have absolutely blatant failure to control the ball.
     
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    Rangnick looks like a therapist.

    "Lie down on the sofa"
     
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  7. Obi Wan

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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    I think Manure must have agreed to throw this to help Everton, in the hope that we might go down instead.

    Nothing else can explain this poor performance against a team in 17th place who have looked poor.
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    It's just.... wierd.

    They were on top in the first half, then Everton scored with their first attack, and Man U went in 1-0 down, surely all to play for? They've come out in the second half like they spend the whole of half time overdosing on downers, they can barely walk in the second half.
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Man Utd are fecking dross, they ain't gonna score here like.
     
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  11. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Manu are pretty crap.

    So Everton escape.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

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    And another dive from Richarlison...
     
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  13. Toonitus

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    Man united just **** around.. They're useless
     
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    Pickford is taking a good half minute with the ball in his hands every time he gets it. Referee hasn’t said anything to him at all.

    They even have time to show the replay of how it got to him and he still hasn’t cleared it.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

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    I think I'm gonna be sick.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    They must be reading the thread. Just booked him for time wasting.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Who ya talking to? <confused>
     
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  18. Toonitus

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    I can see why man united fans hate this team... They're dreadful.

    They just **** around from minute 1 until the end
     
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    Very disappointing but at least nufc are going to stay up. Everton are just that turd that won't flush.
     
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    Time to forget Everton going down and just hope Burnley don't win
     
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