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Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Welshie, Sep 12, 2020.

  1. Magdad

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    I can see him getting longer than that like, it would take those thick sounding twats 8 weeks to complete one verse off the chant we want brucey out
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

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    If he loses on Tuesday then he’s not won in 4 and that’s a terrible start……. Ahem.
     
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  3. CaraMatt

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    He couldn’t fault their effort and endeavour … “we beat them in every department… in running statistics…”

    eh?

    he’s dropped his voice tone to that special “I’m calm, measured, mature and reasonable” level hasn’t he

    but the redness of his face is a medical concern; I don’t wish the man that kind of harm.
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    It's that lil bit of balance if that's what we'll call it.
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    Look he's not here to talk about what's gone on before him, but with injuries and the chicken pox it's been extremely difficult
     
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  7. Magdad

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    so is that 13 games without a win this season?????
     
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  8. JokeInEre

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    At least he knows if he fails at this job the mackems will take him back. <laugh>
     
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  9. Givemeursaltytears

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    The poor lass is having a blinder!!
    One with her head, one with the left and one with the right<laugh>
     
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  10. Ben 10

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    Perfect hattrick
     
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  11. Magdad

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    Does she get to keep the ball??????
     
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  12. Obi Wan

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    <laugh><laugh>
    And then subbed off after 40 minutes!
     
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  13. Givemeursaltytears

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    The Lascelles of woman’s football
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    The authorities will be looking into any betting irregularities
     
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  15. Obi Wan

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    The 35-yard direct free-kick did look ever so slightly suspicious mind.
     
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  16. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Although I find it highly amusing I do wonder why your keeping track of said game?
     
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  17. Magdad

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    The keeper looks like a bikini model
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    So is she a keeper?
     
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  19. Magdad

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    No idea mate, I was just counting the seconds for GG to ask what channel it was on and it was an epic fail, his ripped cock has obviously taught him a lesson <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Prince Isak (GG)

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