Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

He's Bruce's favourite player.. Tbh though he's so **** but he's slightly better than the rest of the **** available in those positions.

I was thinking today I'm. Not choudhary fan but I like the idea of him and willock in there.. Both are quick for a start... They're way better than the **** we've got

 

I'm a bald albino and can run a mile in 3 minutes so please don't tar us all with the same brush.

 

Bruce would still have Hayden playing, his injury has been a blessing

Choudhury is ****e though

I don't get why Longstaff was kept yet not given a chance, he might be **** but let him prove it

 

Matty that is

 

Great you're talking all our corners and fee kicks regardless of how **** you're and under no circumstances whatsoever will you be substituted or dropped from the side.. I'll even play you as a centre back ahead of Clark or Fernandez if necessary

 

He's actually did well when he came in the side this season... We lost and he was Bruce's fall guy.. I think he's better than sean and Hendrick for sure, but he's too ****ing slow.

I'm not sure why but all our cms have the mobility of 3 day old dried porridge

 

I thought Matty was a bit quicker than them, but not sure. The 2 games against man Utd he seemed to get around the pitch easy enough

 

I'm thrilled you appreciate my brilliance, however there's no mention of my arse licking expertise and inarticulate efforts to admit to it.
Oh how I wish you were called captain Bruce.

 

What a memory.

 

Didn’t think then I’d be coming up to 60 still waiting to see another one. Apart from the Texaco Cup x 2, Anglo Italian Cup and Intertoto Cup of course lol.

 

.....you're only a slip of a lad. They'd better win something quick if it's going to be in my lifetime. If they do I may take up drinking and smoking, might even consider sex if they win 3-1.

 

Love the socks but not as much as the shoes.

 

Sunny sand sandals. Compulsory every year back in the day lol. Trainers weren’t invented

 

.... I think they're called Crocs these days.

 

Villa taking one is always nice

 

Anyone tuning in to masterbate over Allardyces old bones again?

I really hope he doesn't jump ship now because he's going to fail getting them promoted next season.

 

Liverpool goalkeeper scores in the 90th +5th minute to snatch win

 

Good header aswell.