Match Day Thread Toon General Matchday Thread

Cos we haven’t got a ****ing striker.

 

Elanga must be thinking ****ing hell I've made a huge mistake

 

Jebus, didn’t realise Willock was playing till I saw he’d been substituted!

 

Neave?

 

He should have joined Sunderland

 

I get it’s preseason but 5-4-1 at 2-1 down just seems ridiculous

 

Schar v Havertz VII

 

We're going to be in big big trouble early on and throughout the season if they don't signal GK and cbs. They're all absolutely awful garbage..

 

fecking Pope has 2 left feet

 

Pope makes a save but it was his **** footwork that gifted them a shot FFS

 

Murphinio let's Elanga know

 

Miley has grown about 2ft in the off season.

Decent goal by Murphy

 

Goaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Murphyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

Good goal Murphy!

 

At least Isak isn't going to this lot

 

What the **** is wrong with Havertz

Durty bastard

 

Pope must make the defenders nervous... Needs replacing, but won't happen I guess.

 

makes me fecking nervous

 

The worst part is that they still try and use him as if he can use the ball... It's going to cost us a few times.

 

it's like they are trying to get him practice using his feet