Match Day Thread Toon away to Aston Villa

Win! Villa are still ****, like really really ****, won 1 game all season. We really need to be mangling them.

 

QUOTE="Captainchaos., post: 9732223, member: 1035519"]The skylark[/QUOTE]
Cheers cap'n! Anyone going to the game?

 

Cheers cap'n! Anyone going to the game?[/QUOTE]
I am.

 

Cheers cap'n! Anyone going to the game?[/QUOTE]


Mate don't go to the skylark it's rough as **** I was joking

 

They're better than Wolves.

 

Its all under control

I predo'd a draw to satisfy the footballing gods. So have done my part

Not Bigi should be back from holiday and resisted the temptation to look at any fit butts all week

A certain 8 year old girl should be beginning to realise the true magnitude of her betrayal and being the jinx of St James Park and not seen the light of day all week to contemplate her horrendous crimes ..

After spending 40 days in the harsh, bleak wilderness one afternoon (sunderland) Rafa has returned and declared he wont ever play Perez on the wing again as the gods get angry

With those sacrifices made the footballing gods will be placated and content. So we should be able to send out our one true saviour..the Gouf ..to face the vile alone and we would still win.

 

1..1.. Last time I was at villa Malcolm Allen got the winner.!

 

It's match dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

 

For Christ sake penfold I'm pretty certain the last time you posted this song we got relegated

 

Yeah thanks to me it will but it's hard to counter balance such delusion week in week out

 

What p

I am. [/QUOTE]
What pub are you hitting. I hear the skylark is s**t like our team...

 

If we're going with one up top, it has to be Murphy. He's the only player that looks like he can handle himself as a lone forward.

However, Villa are weak up top, and I'd play 4-4-2

--------------Murphy-----------------
--------------------Gayle--------------
Gouffran---Shelvey-Hayden--Ritchie
Dummett--Mbemba-Lascelles--Yedlin
------------------Darlow---------------

I'd drop Sels now and save him for cup games. We really can't afford to ride our luck with him anymore.

 

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

Dummett against their pacey winger? No thank you! Lazaar in!

 

Lazaar is untested so it will be a gamble either way. I'd stick with Dummett for now and bring on Lazaar later on if we're a few ahead.

 

Because I knew a bloke who was a right tw@t and he supported Villa, I'm going for a 3-1 win

 

Could Gouffran perhaps be played as a support Striker? He seems to be doing well finding those little pockets of space and remember he is a striker by default.

-----------Gayle/Mitro-------------
---------Gouffran-----------
Lazaar-Shelvey-Hayden-Ritchie
Dummett-Mbemba-Lascelles-Yedlin
-----------------Darlow-----------------

 

Newcastle starting 11:

Sels, Yedlin, Clark, Lascelles, Dummett, Gouffran, Hayden, Shelvey, Ritchie, Diame, Gayle

Subs:

Darlow, Lazaar, Hanley, Tiote, Atsu, Perez, Mitrovic

 

Jack Grealish not even in the Villa squad. What an absolute bellend he is.