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Speaking of girls living in the flat above me and sex sounds.

My first place after Uni the girl who lived above me worked at Hooters. Probably about 21 or 22.

A few times a week this grey haired man in a silver Mercedes, probably about 50 years old, would park outside, go upstairs to her place... I'd hear banging for two minutes and then I'd see him leaving red faced.

It was like I was living beneath a cliché.
 
Milk and 1 other person said:
Fun dies when you have kids so you have to be quiet... Partially so that kids don't hear you and partially so that you can hear if kids are about to walk in on you.
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Me and my missus would have a shag on the rug whilst the little one was in the bath. We could listen out for her and get 25 mins to ourselves. Then one day the little un' worked out how to get out of the bath on her own and walked in to the lounge. Now we have to wait until she's sound asleep and have a quiet shag so as not to wake her up.
 
PISKIE said:
That night was a nightmare. We'd been out to the theatre, which was all good. Then onto a bar, again all good until she'd had a few drinks. She couldn't handle her drink and it brought out the worst in her. She started getting loud and lary and then demanded that I took her home, so we walked to the station. Then she just blew her top and started screaming at me about some non-issue that had come up a week or so earlier. Then she was like '**** you, I'm going back into town on my own' and jumped down onto the tracks and crossed over to the other platform. I thought the stupid bitch was going to electrocute herself or get mown down by the 10:48 to Sevenoakes or something.

****ing shame she was mental, because she was fit as **** and absolutely wild in bed. She dumped me for some ballet dancer in her group. I often wondered if he ended up dead or deranged after being with her. Don't mind admitting she was too hot to handle for me, I think I got out at the right time. <laugh>
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The freaky ones are great. For about a couple of shags! But when they start howling at the moon you know its time to get the hell out of Dodge!
 
Burly Hurley said:
The freaky ones are great. For about a couple of shags! But when they start howling at the moon you know its time to get the hell out of Dodge!
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Yeah she was smoking hot, the sort of bird you can't actually believe you've managed to nail. She had beautiful olive skin, jet black hair in long loose curls, and lovely big brown almond eyes. But after a few months of being with her, it was like treading on eggshells. She'd flip her lid at the slightest thing and she was always on the cusp of freaking out about something. She used to get annoyed with me for not getting wound up, ****ing crazy bitch. Sex was great, but being with her was tiring, it just wore me down. And at times it was downright dangerous <laugh>
 
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PISKIE said:
She used to get annoyed with me for not getting wound up
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That's my wife with me. We almost never get heated... Maybe about once every 18months, but when we do... She wants to fight and I tend to want to wait until the next morning to talk about it because I've learnt it only escalates if I don't.

Makes her really angry that I ignore her when she's angry but it is the best tactic long run. <laugh>
 
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That's my wife with me. We almost never get heated... Maybe about once every 18months, but when we do... She wants to fight and I tend to want to wait until the next morning to talk about it because I've learnt it only escalates if I don't.

Makes her really angry that I ignore her when she's angry but it is the best tactic long run. <laugh>
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It used to drive her ****ing nuts. She'd literally be spoiling for a fight on the daily, over the simplest of things; something like if I'd bought the wrong brand of butter could set her off. She used to get so ****ing annoyed with me because I wouldn't rise to the bait. In the end I used to find it funny at some of the trivial things she'd blow her top over and that made her even more mad <laugh> Looking back she definitely had mental health problems but I didn't realise it at the time
 
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Yeah she was smoking hot, the sort of bird you can't actually believe you've managed to nail. She had beautiful olive skin, jet black hair in long loose curls, and lovely big brown almond eyes. But after a few months of being with her, it was like treading on eggshells. She'd flip her lid at the slightest thing and she was always on the cusp of freaking out about something. She used to get annoyed with me for not getting wound up, ****ing crazy bitch. Sex was great, but being with her was tiring, it just wore me down. And at times it was downright dangerous <laugh>
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Commachio said:
You were smitten by her olive skin and big brown puppy eyes ffs. Probably didn't even notice she had a blue waffle.
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She might have done tbh. There was enough going on to get distracted I suppose.
 
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Probably didn't even notice she had a blue waffle.
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Sometimes I feel like I missed out on a lot getting married so young... Took myself out of the game too soon... on the plus side I avoided all the nasties that way. I took way too many gambles with that when young... I'd have never made it to 25 without something growing on my limb. I was an idiot back then. I rolled lucky.
 
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