Today's Venting Thread

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Diddy

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Jan 29, 2011
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After yesterday's fun and games about the 4x4 driver who didn't give the young lass who belted his car a lift home (!!!), thought I'd start a venting thread so we can get that thing that's pissed us off today off our chests, making us feel better and no doubt providing everyone else with a laugh.

I'll go first. Cheers to the disgusting little score/scotes who curled a log off in each of the 4 toilets today's in the communal loo. How hard can it be to flush you pikey toe rag?!

Also, stamp duty. What a f'ing piss take that is!
 
My next-door neighbour, had a go at me for parking (legally) over the road but opposite her drive. After foul mouthing me and my wife with her Essex chav voice my wife swiftly told her to **** off, which she did. Only to arrive home and find her inbred partner took up two spaces with his roller skate metro. Not quite so clever though he didn't leave enough space for ne to get my van behind his car, but they have left there driveway empty so I've stuck my van right over the front of it, leaving enough space for vehicles to get through. I'd like to thank my copper mate for giving me the totally legal information. Apparently if the car is in the drive I'm causing a traffic offense but ad it's not in the drive no obstruction is being caused. She should be back of her tax free drug running job soon , so should be fun lol
 
Just about to take the kids to school, dropping them off on my way to work, when I notice some little twats have spray painted a knob on the side of my car! The eldest son (14) is giggling to himself, the daughter was asking what it was and why it was there and worst of all, it's a bastard to get off. Seems to defy all cleaning products. However, the missus had a day off, and so I took her car, leaving mine in the driveway. I return home and the eldest son starts laughing again, I said "It can't still be funny..." and he pointed to my car, ran inside laughing and my daughter says "What does dick - head mean?". At that point, I knew it was the lads from across the street whom I had popped their football earlier on in the week for hitting my windows time after time.

I'm thinking of what I'm going to say when I walk over and knock on their door later as we speak....
 
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