SB 73 are you okay? I know I am squiffy and drinking in the week is not good, but your responses very random so, just checking you okay? Cate X
Sorry Uber are you okay? I am off to bed now cos I posted too much drunken rubbish! But I do hope you are okay and happy that two English teams have made the finals of the Champions League! Which is amazing, I just hope Liverpool win! Cate
Nothing a cuddle would put right, you saucy minx. Note: in the interests of balance and gender neutrality, Col is also a saucy minx.
I went into a petrol station to go to the toilet and was stumped. I didn't know whether l was man enough to turn left at door number 1, go straight ahead if l wasn't straight, to door number 2 or turn right at door number 3 if l was felt l needed to put a bit more lippy on? Before l could make my mind up, l had p!ssed myself in the hallway. I tell you, those simple days of when l was a child seem so long ago.
I still find it amazing that the Champions League is going to be won by either a team that hasn't been Champions for 29 years or a team that hasn't been Champions for 58 years. Having said that, congratulations to both Liverpool and Spurs for great wins...
And didn't you say age was no hindrance to being Manager. Yes I know a giant size potty under the Bench, plus a long mac to hide from the cameras would fix most everything with regards to that. Still pissing in your potty as you try telling the 11 you have out there to park the bus, might be a bit over the top.
Another incredible result last night. The English league is blessed to have probably the three best managers around in Guardiola, Klopp and Pochettino (and they're all surprisingly likable).
Shame Chas and Dave are no longer around to make song for the final .... And by "shame", I mean thank f**k.
