Today's Games 2018/19 Season

how far is the keeper allowed to move off his line

quite a lot if the last penalty is anything to go by
7 min 40 secs

 

They can move along the line side to side but not forward, most refs don't enforce it...

 

found the first goal

 

Chelsea racist scum fans at it again.

 

Commentators in the Sheff U v WBA game keep going on about how many 2nd half goals West Brom have scored this season.

They scored six against us!

 

Is it wrong to be irritated that Sky trot out Alex Scott to be a pundit at every live game?

Is it equally wrong to switch off listening to her and instead daydream about bending her over the studio table?

Probably. It’s a good job then that I do neither.

 

Pictures

 

Studio table

 

Solly March just pulled one back for Brighton, 1-2 v Chelsea

 

Super Charlie Austin! 3-2 Southampton.

£5 at 14/1 at Charlie to score the next goal - check

 

So miss Charlie!

 

No SPOTY thread thread then. Who do we want? Just watched the World Cup bit and got a bit moist-eyed, so Harry Kane for me. Anyone but Tyson Fury really.

 

Tyson Fury has been a twat but might have turned a corner and was magnificent a couple of weeks ago. I don’t think he’s even on the shortlist, and needs to be a fantastic example for a few years before he should be.

Kane? If he wins it’s for the goals he scored for England in the World Cup, when Trippier, Maguire and Stones were much more influential players. Hamilton? He has been absolutely brilliant this year but it’s a very minority sport nowadays, and of course he had the best car (but not by much). Thomas? Surely that sport is thoroughly discredited now, even though winning the tour is possibly the greatest endurance feat in sport. Asher Smith, yeah why not? Lizzie Yarnold? Same. Jimmy Anderson - lifetime award but not just for what he has done in the last year, including being thrashed in Oz.

Asher Smith or Yarnold, if I could be bothered to vote. Weak year overall.

 

I wasn't sure of the format. Yeah, Asher-Smith would be good. It's probably going to be Kane, though.

 

I’m not actually watching it, just saw the stuff on the BBC sport app. I can’t ever remember watching it, of zero interest.

 

Prefer Strictly?

 

That finished yesterday, with the excellent Stacey Dooley winning, as any fule kno. Currently Escape to the Chateau, where obese Brits make a new life in France, rather amusingly, is on, but I’m not really watching.

 

They're giving awards to ****ing netball now. Just another reason why the British public should never be allowed to vote on anything.

 

Big Dick Strawbridge used to be my boss - don't think he'd be too chuffed being called obese, and I'd definately recommend not saying that to his face