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Oldsparkey

Oldsparkey

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Despite derogatory remarks made about my vast age by that bloody Tonto-bonking Masky bloke, I would like to announce that today is my 56th birthday.

Your well wishes would be much appreciated, but no presents are required from fellow posters - maybe just one or three from elsewhere would be sufficient.

One would be quite enough - three maybe a bit greedy but I'll take them all the same.

BTW Masky - I think dear old Proph was around the 60 mark, with BlueyBridgend and DJ not far behind - how young are you you old fart?
 
Masky claims to be much younger ....but I have my doubts!!!! My sons never saw the Lone Ranger and have no knowledge. Masky knows the lot so is either an old bugger (he says no) or he's a LR nerd.
Sparkey...very many Happy Returns of the day!!!!!!!!
I am a little older and did a triathlon to celebrate (?) the year of my 60th birthday. It was either that or a tattoo and halfway round the run I absolutely regretted not having the tattoo! I came last of all the men but did manage to beat two women so not all bad.
 
Thank you Furter (if I can call you that without misspelling it). <ok>

Congrats on that triathlon in your 60th year. It's the marathon for me pal, at least that what the wife calls because it takes me longer to get to the finish these days.

They say as you get older you get slower - Masky must be up all bloody night........<laugh>
 
Have a good one Sparkey M8 have some whisky and cheese and drink to Proph.

The big 60 for me next July, well I get a cheaper ST then ?
 
Sparkey, this seems to be all about you pal!

Let's talk a little about me for a change...let's start with my dexterity in the Prophet Premier Prediction Leage...what league you in then?

...City 4 Tottenham 1... You're dreaming!

Suppose at your age, dreaming is all there is!

Happy Birthday matey boy! U
 
Masky Man said:
Sparkey, this seems to be all about you pal!

Let's talk a little about me for a change...let's start with my dexterity in the Prophet Premier Prediction Leage...what league you in then?

...City 4 Tottenham 1... You're dreaming!

Suppose at your age, dreaming is all there is!

Happy Birthday matey boy! U
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That's the three birthday presents I mentioned from Malky pal......and another thing, despite my age (allegedly) I can spell "League"

I'd like to thank those who have extended their greetings this auspicious day - unfortunately I'll have to wait a few years yet for the special one that Masky has already got from the Queen bless him.

Talking of queens, where are all the comedians (allegedly) these days who made a living out of being camp? I quite liked Larry Grayson (in a manly sort of way of course) but alas, he has gone to that big bumhole in the sky. Is that Dale Winton bloke still about?

Who was that annoying git who kept saying "chase me", and did someone catch him and sort him out?
 
Happy Birthday for yesterday Sparkie. Just another 17 days to my 6ohhh :emoticon-0106-cryin

Always said I wanted to see a few things with City then I could die happy.

1. Promotion to Premier League....................Check
2. F.A. Cup final..........................................Check
3. League Cup Final.....................................Check
4. Back in Europe........................................Hope to God we don't finish in top 4 otherwise that's me done and dusted :wink:
 
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