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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    have they issued it in hardback, UTR's. You know, with a stiff cover ?
     
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  2. UTRs

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    It cums in hard and paper back!
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have some very disturbing news to tell you all.
    It brings me no satisfaction to say that our good friend, the Grand Poohba himself, KIWI ................ is a fraud.

    That rights folks, our Kiwi, who says he lives in New Zealand .............. well l can tell you he is a fraud.

    Yep ................. today l found the evidence and you can see it for yourself.
    Fact is, this shop that Kiwi owns is right here, on the Gold Coast in sunny Queensland .......... Australia.

    That's right, I said, Australia.
    He does not live in NZ .................. he lives right here in Oz.

    What do you have to say Mr Kiwi ?
    More like, 'KiwiAussie' if you ask me.

    Yours sincerely,
    Aussie
    from
    Aussie's Counter Intelligence Services


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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Newsflash....... Word has it that Kiwi has gone into hiding.

    If you happen to see a person who fits his description, Do Not try to apprehend this individual.
    Notify your local law enforcement.

    Updates as they come to hand from Inspector Mike Hunt.
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    .
     
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    Disappointing very disappointing
     
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  7. UTRs

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    Dot?

    Double dot back!

    ..
     
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    Is a single dot post secret code posting meaning UTR's is a complete tosser?

    If so then that's ok:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nah mate, it was a double post.
     
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  10. Wherever

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    That spoils that conspiracy theory
     
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    Why just one dot then? I'm confused now!

    Surely if it's a double post you would put ".."
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    don't confuse the aussie utrs
     
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    Don't mention the war, kiwi :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    apparently mrs aussie wants him to use twice as much as recommended so he can last for 6 minutes:shocked::shocked:
     
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    Blimey, can I have a bottle please ?
     
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    They call me, Marathon Man!
     
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    at least it's not Mister Softee :)
     
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    More like she Snickers when he pulls his pants down :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Not a curly wurly then
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Thanks Aussie
    This was set up to put Ted off the scent
    Now my cover has been blown
     
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