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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    today I woke up and realized the numbers I have been using for us since October have won nothing
    still
    theres always tonight

    just a reminder

    barnsley not606 lottery numbers

    9
    18
    22
    25
    33
    37


    powerball 2

    every Wednesday and Saturday
     
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today woke up, farted, rolled over, farted once again....... got out of bed, farted as l walked down the hallway, continued to farted at random, stopped cause l nearly followed thru, held in for dear glory and made it to the ****ter.
    Thought l'd fart again just because it was now safe to ....... l was wrong.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 27, 2017
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Today I woke up.
     
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Me too!
     
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    San Diego, May 30, 2017
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    Today I woke up but was so tired that I had go have a nap!
     
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    UTRs, May 30, 2017
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  6. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I did it again........I woke up!
     
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    San Diego, May 31, 2017
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    Flippin 'eck, what a coincidence, so did I again........spooky.....
     
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Try taking your hand out of your pocket ............ works for me!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I woke up today, a year older.
    Bartender!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 2, 2017
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  10. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I'm awake
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    Woke up today not knowing that it was Aussie's birthday....
     
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  12. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Poor Aussie ........... he is no more. Kaos rules!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 10, 2017
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  13. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I am awake
     
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    San Diego, Jun 10, 2017
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    ....but is Aussie ?........
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 11, 2017
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  15. Didley Squat

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    Aussie has been lost to Kaos!
    You know V have Vays of making you talk ................
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 12, 2017
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    Well I never did !! Aussie reincarnated - is Kaos near to Planet Zov :huh:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 12, 2017
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    I am awake again
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Kaos is not far from Planet Uranus ............... just do go thru the drive-thru!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Everybody knows jack sh!t.
     
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