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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    I like 69 but prefer 71, it's like a 69 but with 2 fingers up her bum
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    havent done it yet wherever
    do you want to change your choice of 37 to 23
    unfortunatly it dosent have 71<laugh>
     
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Can l have nothin?
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    on its way aussie
    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Great, can't wait ..... Looks impressive on the back of the truck.
    Hope it's just as good in real life!
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i woke up this morning and saw that we only got one number in last nights lotto
    37
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    I woke up this morning.
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    well done woops
    but have you got up yet
    or are you talking to us whilst propped up on three pillows
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

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    Nope, I needed the loo, so did one hundred yards in ten and a half seconds.

    Just beaten by Usain Bolt......
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    what was he doing at your house
     
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    looking for Mo Farah
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    do you have a secret job testing urine
     
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    Are you asking if I'm taking the piss ?
     
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  14. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    18 million tomorrow
     
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today, I woke up ...................
    Went to work.
    Now at home, Dr Jim Beam is about to administer the first liquid Bourbandol ( similar to Panadol but tastes & works better ) to relieve my pains.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I need to change my doctor
     
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    Or just ignore his instructions and drink anyway
     
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  18. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today l work up ...... with a sore head.
    That blooody doctor!
     
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    Best thing for a headache, drink lots of port the night before, never fails
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    yesterday my doctor gave me more pills to counteract some of the effects of the stuff I am already on
     
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