1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic Today, l Woke Up &......

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2016.

Page 12 of 31
  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,086
    It all started when l use to take money off the church plate when they passed it around.
    Hey, l didn't know any better!
    The person next to me would put it on ..... I felt compelled to take it off!
     
    #221
    Didley Squat, Sep 30, 2016
    UTRs, Wooperts_duck, San Diego and 2 others like this.
  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,047
    Likes Received:
    232,293
    so i have 37
    the next 5 people can give me a number and i will use them on tomorrows lottery
    below 49
     
    #222
    kiwiqpr, Sep 30, 2016
    UTRs, Didley Squat, Wooperts_duck and 2 others like this.
  3. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2012
    Messages:
    30,210
    Likes Received:
    94,954
    today i got woke up by a bung, gotta change that doorbell
     
    #223
    Wherever, Sep 30, 2016
    Didley Squat, kiwiqpr, Wooperts_duck and 1 other person like this.
  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    33
     
    #224
    San Diego, Sep 30, 2016
    Wherever, Didley Squat, kiwiqpr and 1 other person like this.
  5. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    Today I woke up and helped kiwi pick his lottery numbers
     
    #225
    San Diego, Sep 30, 2016
    Wherever, Didley Squat and kiwiqpr like this.
  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,285
    Likes Received:
    294,186
    22
     
    #226
    Wooperts_duck, Sep 30, 2016
    Wherever, San Diego and Didley Squat like this.

  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,047
    Likes Received:
    232,293
    today I woke up and got half the numbers I need for the lotto tonight
    37
    33
    22
     
    #227
    kiwiqpr, Sep 30, 2016
    UTRs, Wooperts_duck, Wherever and 2 others like this.
  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,086
    Today l woke up, have no understanding why members keep writing these numbers ?
     
    #228
    Didley Squat, Oct 1, 2016
    Wooperts_duck, Wherever, San Diego and 1 other person like this.
  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,047
    Likes Received:
    232,293
    pick a number aussie
    between 1 and 49
    not 22
    33
    37
     
    #229
    kiwiqpr, Oct 1, 2016
    UTRs, Wooperts_duck, Wherever and 2 others like this.
  10. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    45
     
    #230
    San Diego, Oct 1, 2016
    Didley Squat, kiwiqpr, Wooperts_duck and 1 other person like this.
  11. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    Today I woke up and picked another number for kiwi
     
    #231
    San Diego, Oct 1, 2016
    Didley Squat, kiwiqpr, Wooperts_duck and 1 other person like this.
  12. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2012
    Messages:
    30,210
    Likes Received:
    94,954
    If you win kiwi, it's gonna be one hell of a night when we all come over
     
    #232
    Wherever, Oct 1, 2016
    Didley Squat, kiwiqpr, Wooperts_duck and 1 other person like this.
  13. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2011
    Messages:
    159,285
    Likes Received:
    294,186
    Hope he lays on some dancing girls for us - I want mine dressed as a nurse :1980_boogie_down:
     
    #233
    Wooperts_duck, Oct 1, 2016
    Wherever, Didley Squat, kiwiqpr and 1 other person like this.
  14. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,047
    Likes Received:
    232,293
    lotto was not won last night so it goes to 16 million on Wednesday
    if I get enough numbers I will put them on for Wednesday
    should we win then its first class for you lot to nz
    where there will be lots of "nurses" to party with
     
    #234
    kiwiqpr, Oct 2, 2016
    UTRs, Wherever, Wooperts_duck and 2 others like this.
  15. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    9
     
    #235
    San Diego, Oct 2, 2016
    Wherever likes this.
  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,047
    Likes Received:
    232,293
    of the numbers in so far
    none came out last night
     
    #236
    kiwiqpr, Oct 2, 2016
    UTRs, Wherever, Wooperts_duck and 1 other person like this.
  17. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    I've already supplied three numbers....does that mean I get half <whistle>
     
    #237
    San Diego, Oct 2, 2016
    Wherever, Wooperts_duck and kiwiqpr like this.
  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

    Joined:
    May 11, 2011
    Messages:
    116,047
    Likes Received:
    232,293
    will you be paying for half the ticket:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
    #238
    kiwiqpr, Oct 2, 2016
    UTRs, Wherever, Wooperts_duck and 1 other person like this.
  19. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2011
    Messages:
    41,395
    Likes Received:
    103,334
    I'll let you take it out of my half :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
    #239
    San Diego, Oct 2, 2016
    Wherever, Wooperts_duck and kiwiqpr like this.
  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,489
    Likes Received:
    65,086
    Do the 'nurses' have an Adam's apple? If so, l might hang round the terminal a bit longer.
     
    #240
    Didley Squat, Oct 2, 2016
    Wherever, Wooperts_duck and kiwiqpr like this.
Page 12 of 31

Share This Page