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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Today I woke up, caught the car ferry, and drove down to Devon - and very nice it is too <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 15, 2016
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today l woke up ..... farted, rolled over and went back to sleep.
    Another day of big achievement.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 17, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Woke up,
    Rang the boss to call in sick.
    I answered and allowed myself to stay home.
    What a great boss l am.
    Doctor!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 20, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today l woke up.
    Went to work.
    Spent three hours in sheer fcukin pain.
    Went home.
    Now being a pest on here.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 21, 2016
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  5. San Diego

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    Today I had to get up at 5am for the tenth day in a row.
    Starting to feel it now.
     
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    San Diego, Sep 22, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I do that everyday!
    5am, that's almost a sleep in?
    Of course, l finish early.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 23, 2016
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    5 a.m. you lucky bastard let me tell you.....
     
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    Wherever, Sep 23, 2016
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  8. San Diego

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    Today I woke up and found out there are a few that are awake before me.
     
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    San Diego, Sep 23, 2016
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    Today I woke up and praised the Lord that the sun was shining. I then remembered I wasn't religious, and went back to bed.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 23, 2016
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    Today I woke up and wished nobody offered me port last night
     
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    Wherever, Sep 24, 2016
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    Very good choice, Sire!
    Was it a tawny ?
    What was the vintage?
    Am or pm?
    I hear the am selection was a very good drop. Bottled between 7am and 11am that day l'm told. A nicely aged drop.

    Top of the morning lads!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 24, 2016
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    Nothing grand just a decent ruby lbv
     
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    Wherever, Sep 25, 2016
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    Today I woke up and got high with the honey monster...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    UTRs, Sep 25, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    today I got up
    went to work
    now at home
    catching up on the likes etc
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 28, 2016
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    Today l woke up ......
    Went to work.
    Had a vision the our long lost son, Kiwi would return to the fold.

    I tell ya, l'm Sh!t hot on predictions!
    Aussie rocks!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 28, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    how are you with lotto numbers
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 28, 2016
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    No so Sh!t hot, in fact stone cold!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 28, 2016
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    37 Kiwi 37
     
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    Wherever, Sep 28, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Today, l woke up, took a Bung, and went back to sleep. Repeat for 3 days and get paid, 55,000£
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 29, 2016
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    I woke up today to find out many people are on the take.
     
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