To All The Old Farts Om This Site, You Know Who You Are Pals!

Not affecting me this, but there are advantages in being over sixty years of age as follows thus:



Masky very informed thou knowsHe left out never take a laxative and a sleeping tablet together!

 

Very sound advice Masky although some of us young in body and mind over 60's have not reached all those stages.

I guess Doris will confirm no. 9 does not apply to you - YET!!!!

 

13. You get as much pleasure from a Donald Trump as you do from a Donald Duck - and you can do it on your own.

 

Donald dick I can understand but I'm not sure I could get a bit of a horn for the trumpetever.........u do surprise me sometimes sparkey

 

aber - I was referring to the rhyming slang implication more than the two characters pal - nothing political in it........

 

It was the sexual content that raised my eyebrows

 

A good dump is one of life's under rated pleasures.

Not sure I agree with Sparkey though.
Granted, I am a few years younger than him so I might get to that point in the future.

 

Is that all it raised?

 

Not quite there yet remote..

"As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so you shall be" (ask Masky).....

 

Is that a Tom Tit?

 

There was a time I used to 'Drop Acid'......now its 'ant-acid'.

 

Nope

 

Can't help but disagree.....still getting much more pleasure from a Donald, for sure. But they do say you're as young as the woman you feel.

 

Did you burn pal?

 

Poem just for you Masky

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Think I posted this before.

You know when you're getting old because it takes all night to do what you used to do all night.

 

You know your getting old when you are out of breath putting your socks on.

 

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I'm so looking forward 2 getting old

 

Me too, Aber. But if the last 12 hours is anything to go by, Sparkey is talking crap about Trumps being better than ducks!!! (And that's after a day on the beetroot yesterday!!!)