Tits oot.

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

Anyone watch the apprentice this year?

I did - and I thought there was the usual couple of wee dolls in it.

The Weegie bird did my nut in, though - mainly because of her voice and the weird way her eyes looked in any distant shots.

Series over, she's forgotten about.


Hang on.

You must log in or register to see images

That bra looks awfully restrictive towards your business goals, best whip it aff, doll.

You must log in or register to see images

<gip>

Next week, the Bulgarian and the Arab one will be swinging their panties in the papers

 

[Gambol]

Tite wee body on her. GIP.

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

That bra must be restrictive. They look twice the size in the second photie.

 

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

That bra must be restrictive. They look twice the size in the second photie.

Squeezing vs Airbrushing

Hard to tell who the real winner is.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest my helmet is the winner.


I'd like to show her my business plan.

I've got a proposition for her that'll really widen her margins

 

[Gambol]

That bra must be restrictive. They look twice the size in the second photie.

She's squeezing her droopy tits.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Otto Flayshow]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Otto Flayshow]

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

Took me a while to get the 2nd one squiggy. Thought you'd gone all Gary Glitter on us

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Took me a while to get the 2nd one squiggy. Thought you'd gone all Gary Glitter on us

They've got a big slideshow of deceptive photos here:

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/03/20/something-is-wrong-with-these-photos/gallery/image/ngg-image-7353/

I've already posted the more pervy looking ones.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Except this one:

You must log in or register to see images

 

[EDGE.]

You're on form today Tarquin

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

You must log in or register to see images

You must log in or register to see images

 

[Ciaran]

Tarqy That last one's a belter.

 

[PompeyLapras]

Wow, you guys are pathetic. Jacking off on a forum (metaphorically) over a woman from a reality TV show.

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

Wow, you guys are pathetic. Jacking off on a forum (metaphorically) over a woman from a reality TV show.

Here's one for you:

[NSFW]

You must log in or register to see images

[/NSFW]

 

[gas]

Wow, you guys are pathetic. Jacking off on a forum (metaphorically) over a woman from a reality TV show.

Are you serious?

 

[Null]

Wow, you guys are pathetic. Jacking off on a forum (metaphorically) over a woman from a reality TV show.

Knob!

 

[Murray]

Wow, you guys are pathetic. Jacking off on a forum (metaphorically) over a woman from a reality TV show.

True words.

 

[Null]

True words.

What a vagina!