Tip for Cheltenham

I bet with myself using caramel Digestives as a reward.

 

In the words of a famous prostiute, "Well they would say that wouldn't they".

I had a mate who bagged £3k in one day and blew it all back in the bookies in a week, then continued to insist he was still up.

 

And flog yourself with a wet towel if you lose?

Me too.

 

I have eaten 4

 

No he eats a Chinese delicacy

 

There's a feller on the racing board won a four figure sum from a small stakes multiple today. Genuine too, he posted his picks before racing started.

One of my biggest ever wins was just shy of a grand, did the lot in the boozer and up my bugle that night, didn't even get as far as going back in the bookies.

 

**** off ****.

 

I won about £2700 from 20 minutes playing roulette in Napoleans Leicester square.
Had a free dinner with my mates in the restaurant and got home 2 days later with about £90.
Must have tipped about £300 during the carnage.

 

Nurse! What's this old **** doing out of bed?

 

Roulette is well shady. The house has the odds. Everyone has a system, and that system is usually doubling up every time you lose which is the gambling equivalent of a pyramid savings scheme.

 

I bought in for £50 £1 colour and smashed a stack on 23 and 7 or 8 chips around each of the splits.
£1210 plus the bet £1260

Keep the biscuit and smash another stack on 23 plus tier numbers.
23 repeats £1,910 plus the bet £2000
Take another biscuit 5 pinks then play blacks for a few spins .
Kept about 8 or 9 blacks after hitting dead numbers and walked.

 

Are you related to that Irish Jockey they interviewed on channel 4 today ?

 

No
I dealt black jack to Alex Higgins though and Chris Penn

 

Dealing to Alex Higgings is nothing to brag about.

Poor bloke could hardly talk by the end, he was so ****ed up on that ****.

 

He used to come in to the Hard Rock cafe casino with his greyhound and weighed in about 7 stone max with a ****ed throat.
Like interacting with a ghost , angry little **** .
Gambling is stupid

 

And you were still selling him ****ing drugs.

How does that make you feel now ?

 

That's what the black stuff'll do to you in the end alright.

Poor bastard.

 

I used to sell him gambling you thick Jew **** , he played blackjack .
The waitresses used to sell him the "drug"
Johnny Walker.

 

You got him ****ed on that **** so you could rob him blind gambling, basically then ?

****ing disgrace. The bloke was a national ****ing hero, and there's ****s like you do that to a man like that. Makes me shiver it does.

Used some poor wee girl to help you with your dirty work to, ya little ****.

I've heard of some **** in my time, but I never thought I'd hear someone boasting about stuff like that. Unbelievable.