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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Pipe4Life

    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    he has a brain afro, its just concealed within his skull...
     
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    Pipe4Life, Feb 4, 2011
  2. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    the stone fish is the most poisness
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Feb 4, 2011
  3. God

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    Tiote was not born....he was unleashed!

    Tiote CAN divide by zero.

    The boogey man checks his closet for Chiek Tiote.
     
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    God, Feb 4, 2011
  4. Wein14

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    Thats GOD saying that!:emoticon-0104-surpr

    Must all be true.
     
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    Wein14, Feb 4, 2011
  5. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    mr t eats plain crisps :shocked: Ooh
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 4, 2011
  6. God

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    I'm afraid to say anything insulting Tiote, he scares the sh1t out of me!<wah>
     
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    God, Feb 4, 2011
  7. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    Cheick Tiote bought a 99p flake with a £1 coin and recieved 99p change!
     
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    QWOP, Feb 4, 2011
  8. iToons

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    Cheik Tiote walked into Burger King and walked out with a Big Mac.
     
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    iToons, Feb 4, 2011
  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Time waits for no man......bit it does what its told when Cheik Tiote speaks
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 4, 2011
  10. iToons

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    Cheik Tiote doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
     
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    iToons, Feb 4, 2011

  11. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    Cheik Tiote simply walked into Mordor

    Cheik Tiote can believe it's not butter

    Cheik Tiote won a round of blackjack with one card

    Cheik Tiote once decided to light a fart. We know that moment as the Big Bang

    Cheik Tiote ordered an Amazon delivery at 6:01pm. It arrived promptly the next morning
     
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    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!, Feb 4, 2011
  12. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Cheick Tiote found the Higgs Boson, quickly decided it was useless and hid it from Physicists forever
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 4, 2011
  13. The Flowing Locks of Jonas

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    Jesus could walk on water, Cheick Tiote can swim through land
     
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    The Flowing Locks of Jonas, Feb 4, 2011
  14. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    he swam up niagara falls, mr T is the daddy
     
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    JohnHumbles,tape recorder, Feb 4, 2011
  15. iToons

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    Ahh so Mr. T was named after Tiote.
     
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    iToons, Feb 4, 2011
  16. Geordie Gashead

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    Cheik Tiote is cool man, he so cool he like a penguin. Init yo!
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Feb 4, 2011
  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Feb 4, 2011
  18. I Bleed Black & White

    I Bleed Black & White Member

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    Cheick tiote didn't suck my dick.. but just writing about it made me jizz!
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Feb 4, 2011
  19. Oh Coloccini

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    When something is typed into google Cheick will usually answer in under 1 second. If you can't find what you're looking for he doesn't like you
     
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    Oh Coloccini, Feb 5, 2011
  20. I Bleed Black & White

    I Bleed Black & White Member

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    Cheick Tiote thinks this thread should be made a sticky, so we can refer to it when Ashley sells more of our best players.
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Feb 5, 2011
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