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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Cheick Tiote, Fabricio Coloccini and Joey Barton once walked into a bar. There were no survivors
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 3, 2011
  2. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Before Chiek Tiote, people simply left hotels...

    Before Chiek Tiote, all chess pieces were white...

    Before Chiek Tiote, banks cashed cash...

    Before Chiek Tiote, races were won when the official simply waved a flag...

    Before Chiek Tiote, George Osborne was simply the chancellor of the ex...
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Feb 3, 2011
  3. NobleGeordie

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    The big black smoke in the series lost is based on Cheik Tiote
     
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    NobleGeordie, Feb 3, 2011
  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Coloccini thinks twice about Cheik Tiote's wife.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Feb 3, 2011
  5. overseasTOON

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    Whilst I wouldn't want to belittle Mr Tiote.

    He still has to use the toilet just like the rest of us.
     
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    overseasTOON, Feb 3, 2011
  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    After visiting not606, Cheik Tiote removed Joey Barton's ability to grow facial hair so as not to be associated with any particular not606 member ;)
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 3, 2011
  7. Aldridge_Prior

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    Tiote's diet consists of tree bark, duckham's motor oil and the souls of gypsy travellers.
     
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  8. iToons

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    All of Jay-Z's 99 problems are Cheik Tiote.
     
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  9. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    The recent floods around the world have been caused by Cheick Tiote scaring the sea
     
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  10. Aldridge_Prior

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    Coldplay's "Trouble" was originally written by Chris Martin as an apology to Cheick Tiote. He once looked at him a bit funny.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Feb 3, 2011

  11. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Cheick Tiote was tampering with the ball so make off of Andy Carroll's goals go in. Now he won't score.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Feb 3, 2011
  12. QWOP

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    It was called the body cheick until Tiote demanded it be rename as he refused to be associated with such a pansy ass take down!
     
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  13. iToons

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    Objects in Cheik's rearview mirror appear at their correct distances
     
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  14. Leon Bessi

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    there are 5 elements.
    water,wind,fire,earth and Chiek Tiote.
     
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  15. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    My milkcheik brings all the girls to the yard.... Sadly he delivers a swift roundhouse kick thusly impregnating them all
     
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    QWOP, Feb 3, 2011
  16. iToons

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    Cheik Tiote once got into a fight with Lance Armstrong over who had more testicles. Cheik Tiote won by three.
     
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  17. QWOP

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    Whos dick stretches over the hill?? It's Cheick Tiote's it's Cheick Tioteeee's! (Sung to the tune of Monster by The Automatic)
     
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    QWOP, Feb 3, 2011
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    The Cheick Republic was named as such in honour of the great man after he visited Czechoslovakia for a short break in 1992.
     
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    Cheik Tiote assimilated the Borg!
     
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  20. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Joe Pesci in Goodfellas: 'I'm a funny guy, how? Do I amuse you?
    Chieck: Yes
    Joe: oh.....ok.Sorry
     
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