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Tiote facts - to cheer us all up

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  1. GrumpyTooth

    GrumpyTooth New Member

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    cheick tiote was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
    We all dream about Perfection.... Perfection dreams about tiote
    cheick tiote once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
    Cheick tiote can kill two stones with one bird
    cheick tiote can speak Russian... in Chinese.
     
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  2. GrumpyTooth

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    cheick tiote slide tackled the earth a billion years ago and its still spinning
     
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  3. GrumpyTooth

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    cheick tiote once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake diedhttp://www.not606.com/images/smilies/badger.gif
     
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  4. GrumpyTooth

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    The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Cheick tiote was coming
     
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  5. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Stu Francis could crush a grape... Cheick tiote can crush a stu Francis..
     
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  6. It's all gone Fabricio

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    Capernicus said the world revolved around the sun; He was wrong
     
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  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Cheick Tiote isn't held to the earth by gravity. He just chooses not to fall off.
     
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  8. TheMightyToon

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    Chiek Tiote has already visited Mars....thats why there's no sign of life there.
     
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  9. Spiderman-Mask

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    Tiote has two speeds; Fast and kill
     
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  10. Pipe4Life

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    chieck tiote invented barbed wire when floss just wasn't getting the job done.
     
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  11. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    just see below
     
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  12. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

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    Carlsberg don't make tanks...
     
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  13. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    When chieck cuts onions................the onions cry



    Cheick Tiote's tears cure cancer. Too Bad he has never cried
     
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  14. TheMightyToon

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    Outer Space exists because it's too scared of living on the same planet as Chiek Tiote.
     
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  15. I Bleed Black & White

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    probably one of the greatest threads I have ever read.

    Cheick doesn't punch women... Carroll does...
     
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  16. NobleGeordie

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    Chiek Tiote doesnt fall with style... He flies!
     
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  17. I Bleed Black & White

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    Cheic Tiote isn't black, its just that the sun just doesn't dare shine on his face!
     
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  18. TheMightyToon

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    <laugh> That's class!
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Other players get injured dreaming about Chiek Tiote
     
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  20. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    CheickTiote does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chieck Tiote



    Cheick Tiote doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.



    They once made a Cheick Tiote toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
     
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