Kjaer Syd was one of the Danes standout players at the Euros. He played for Palermo, so him and Balzeretti (who was Italys left-back during the Euros) are best chums. Sakho is a tough center back, but has been dropped by Ancelotti in favor of Alex, who he managed at Chelski. Sakho was club captain at PSG before injury last season, and retained it until they signed Alex and another foreign center back (Italian i think). With Balzeretti, his missus is a world class Ballerina, and I hear she has been tempted by the English dance scene, so she's actually in his ear to move over. As for Malaga, there was some talk of that, but MoN used the Irish charm to persuade him to snub the sun and surf for the wonderous sights such as the Angel of the North, and Seaham Hall. Plus Ellis promised him a weekend away with his lady-friend at Skibo Castle. As soon as I know more, i'll let you all know.
Ha Ha , like it. Sakho could move mind, he was one of the hottest properties last summer, stayed due to the new money, then got basically binned by Ancelotti. Would cost 3 or 4 Turner fees mind...
Ellis has got the horn in his pants for English Football. Quinny had an effect on him, like he did most men of Sunderland. He told me he is clearing the wage bill, so he can up the wage cap for a few Marquee players of next level ability. This was all over a bottle of McCallan 30yr old, but as I like everyone here, im giving away a few secrets. He also said that while we are active in getting players out of the door that dont cut it, we are quietly making moves behind the scenes to stop Everton, Harry Redknapp, Newcastle and journalists from the Daily Mail all trying to cut in and take them to a casino. He's even got Milibands brother in there to lend some government help via MI6 and phone taps. You can totally believe me on this. forgot to add, MoN believes Djibril Cisse united the people of Sunderland with his hair styles, and believes that while Sakho will bring some quality to the team, his hair styles will influence a whole generation of Sunderland youth, even possibly out-doing those of Beckham... and SAFC will recieve royalties from the barbershops of Sunderland. His business clout is second to none.
Thank **** for that! One of the worst defenders I have ever seen. Slower than a very slow thing. The spacial awareness of a rock. The passing ability of a one legged man with a limp! Where the **** was this phenomenal header of the ball, everyone was talking about before we signed him? I only ever saw him being out of position and watching the ball fly over his head! And worse still his fellow defenders getting dragged out of position to cover for him. Yes people will be able to bring up the odd individual moment he did something right. His bad games outweighed his good games by about 99 to 1.
You got another dog? Just threw up in my mouth a bit, thinking of you in your canine [h=1]Ménage à trois![/h]
