What point can we start counting titles as "counting" then? When Rangers are back in the SPL or when they have a competitive team again? As said above, they are easy titles. But you can only play whats put in front of you
What if as a result of all that has gone on you take 20 years to put out a decent 11 then? Restricted by financial issues. Will they count ok?
When we get 10IAR we'll be ripping the pish out o' the huns. You ****s are so wrecked you'll be lucky to stop us doing 20IAR.
No need, I'll stand by every word of it. These past few years have been something of a wet dream for Timmy but it will all come to a crashing halt soon enough. As soon as Rangers are back in the Premiership or whatever the **** it's called these days, we'll be in it to win it
I'm not so sure here. You cannot afford the team you have at the minute based on income. Your income wont increase that much back in the SPL (or whatever its called) Your present team (or one on an equivalent or worse budget) wont challenge for the title IMO The only way you can increase money coming in is if a Billionaire buys you or you get to the CL. You'll have to win the league to get there (and qualify) And to do that you'll need a much better team than now.....but you cannot afford one.
From where though? Granted if you can get rid of the whores robbing money out of the club you can spend more on the team - where you going to get the money to pay for the changes? You already sell as many season books as you can
True. Most of them will be gone soon and replaced with 1st and 2nd division standard players then it'll be left to Fat Sally's management skills to get you back to the top league
season tickets are currently a fraction of the price from SPL days (how can you forget that, its the first thing a celtic fan says regarding the high attendances) the price will go back up and there will also be a fairly substantial increase in other commercial avenues since we're "back in the big time", corporate hospitality, advertising etc plus a better TV deal as iirc did they got a shat on.
On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way. When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance. I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle. Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way. While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game. If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so. One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations. To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team. Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes. The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate. Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.
you are burning £1m a month to field your present team. So income would have to increase by at least £12m a year just to break even with your present squad and budget
