Yaldy. I'll scrape the worst of the skitter stains off the duvet and put the red light in the window. I'll get ye aw turned on before you go visit fuddy
nae riots - i was at the game and there was a bee bit of a scuffle - in fact the worst fight was in the dundee end since when did you become so sensitive chaps?? happy new year btw
Dinna go postin' yer nudey Ian McShane pictures here Bib. This is a clean living forum wi nae time fur pornographurs ur whoore maisturs.
Not of much use is it? It's a bit like me advising someone to be careful when they are walking on the Lunar surface.