I am not allowed to name the singer who had to pay his council tax to me or lose his car. It was a case of How are you taking that.
I respect Charlie C. You, Rheinhold, are nothing but a cockroach. A mother****ing cockroach. Crispin Rolf, Ferensway a few months back. He's tiny but not as small as Peter Levy whom I once screamed at to, " Get in the right lane you silly ****". I've waited to pull the Rolf/ Levy card out of the bag, like a world class poker player. Might as well close the thread now.
This was Big Clyde and i was a slim lad back then too, fearful time. I refuse to google Crispin Rolf. Who is she?
Every ****er's seen Levy. Used to pass him regular on that footbridge near the deep. He is indeed tiny.
Roland Gift was a regular in the Queens on Prinny Ave when I was a nipper at school. It was my local and he was often supping in there. And as for bumping into Ellery Handley in LAs, he was dating one of my sisters friends and was always on there.
Ever seen The Rolfster though? Thought not. Don't make me mention that I've seen Philip Norton because I will if I have to.
I'll give you Rolf. That's impressive. There's something about his hair that fascinates me. As for Norton. Look at what the ****s doing to our Keeley... please log in to view this image Cheeky bastard. Unforgivable that is.
bloke I used to work with used to go drinking regularly with Ellery Hanley and from what he told me, your sisters friend would have been on the receiving end of a "good foot of pipe".
I once tried to style my hair like The Rolfmeisters, I just ended up looking like Ray Reardon. Daft mistake really, nobody can pull it off like Rolfo. As for sticking two fingers up behind Keeley? I could say something but out of respect for the lovely Keeley will refrain. Norton's a **** for doing it though.
I met Jarvis Cocker a couple of years ago at a pub in Sheffield. The pub was jam packed so as he squeezed by me I said hello. Met Chris Evans, Moira Stuart and the two guys from Masterchef on work experience (Chris's producer is from Hull). Chris is taller and lankier than what he seems on TV and the bald one from Masterchef was a tosser which fits in with the fact this was the week his wife divorced him. Also met Laura Whitmore on work experience who can't broadcast to save her life....
Plaid stallions!! Lush. Still dont know Crispin and refuse to google. Tom Petty Wont back Down plays as i walk manfully out the door to pub..........
In line with the original title being taken literally, I once bumped into Sir Norman Bettison whilst in the waiting area to give blood.
Look at the shirt/ tie combo but more importantly look at the hair! It's mesmerising to say the least. Like one of those snakes that if you stare at for too long you turn into stone. Something like that anyway. Well ****ing lush.
I see Hull City people all the time so don't think anything of it, saw Ash on his lunch break the other day bantering with the fruit and veg man near Mcdonalds in town centre then going to the cash point near Subway. Bradshaw stacks shelves in Tescos, was at the check-out at Morrisons the other day and Barmby was stood talking to somebody. I like local heroes more than the national ones to be honest especially ones that stay round here.
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