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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Mar 26, 2019.

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Season?

Poll closed Apr 16, 2019.
  1. Summer

    80.0%
  2. Winter

    20.0%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Not sure if this applies to us but let's assume so:
    Ze Germans are going to make us choose between endless summer or eternal winter:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-47704345

    So which would you prefer?

    Personally I like the long summer evenings so I'd go with that and take darker winter mornings as the downside as I don't do much on winter mornings anyways.
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Rain and wind please
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Come to Spain, Trev <party>








    I have a communal pool <ok>
     
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  4. ttlumley

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    "Germans are going to make us" at gun point?
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Either that or stick us in ghettos again
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have a hilarious story(which is actually true) when I was over watching the Sons of William playing against Bayer Laverkausen. We were all on the buses getting a police escort from the airport and the police cars stopped on the road by a very densely wooded area, so obviously all our buses had to stop too. Some **** at the front of our bus shouted out, "right lads, if they ask us to get off the bus and stretch our legs, no **** move!" It was obviously a reference to the epic film, The Great Escape and it was funny as **** at the time. Think it was my 2nd European trip away with the Gers. We won 2-1, think Johanson scored twice for us.


    PM me for other just as funny stories, especially me and Trev in Lisbon <laugh>
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Also, did you know that Heroin is actually the brand name? It was Bayer that first patented it. I suppose it is like people calling every vacuum cleaner a hoover. Stupid junkies/women.
     
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  8. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Did Bayer not fund nazi experiments on Jews?

    Monny to confirm
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hopefully not my brother. Scallop.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    1404. Posted byTim
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    So now the EU is trying to dictate our time so in June it's light at 3am. It started with our weights and measures. Then our waters. Then who we can deport and not deport. What next? They'll rename us Airstrip 1 soon.
    Never a better time to get out with no deal.

     
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  11. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    They tried not changing the clocks here in the 60's when Dev was in his 30s and supposedly it was a disaster as Dev wasn't killed by a trolley bus.
     
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  12. gas

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    The poll doesn't have enough voting options, please add the following;

    Peoples vote
    Revoke Time
    **** off gas you ****

    Thnks x
     
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  13. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Whatever my brothers and sisters in Des Deutschen Vaterland say I am full square behind them!:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:

    If there are a few casualties on the way to Valhalla so be it!

    <party><party><party>
     
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  14. Toley Fart

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    You still pumping hookers mate?
     
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  15. bayernkenny

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    My visits for some moist fun are becoming less frequent. I did however visit the local Gentleman's Club once or thrice (?) following my jaunt to Liverpool and Newcastle in mid February. I suspect that could be me until late Autumn!

    Thanks for your consideration.

    I am off to Paris in May however I do not trust the local sugar frosties.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    The Nazis are gearing up again by the looks of it.

    **** 'em a third time.
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    tbf it was the smog to blame for the most part, they blocked out the light from the street gaslamps.
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    I'd go for long summers, I am sure others would disagree.

    We always had the plight of the farmers or kids in Scotland held up as the reason for BST. Never known what a farmer can't do at 09:00 that usually gets done at 07:00, surely if there is a fixed amount of daylight in a winters day you'd just get up a bit later, at least that way you get a decent lie-in.
     
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    With farmers it largely depends on what time the cock starts up. <ok>
     
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