Time to give up smoking?

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/man-chopped-flatmates-penis-off-didnt-like-smoking-7178725/

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A man who didn’t like his flatmate’s smoking is facing a lengthy prison sentence after he chopped his penis off. Eduard Assylove, 37, was found decapitated and with his limbs and genitals chopped off after his flatmate went ‘berserk’ for lighting up in their flat. Assylov’s head, arms, legs and genitals were found on top of a blood-soaked pillow at their home in Moscow. He also had his ears and the middle finger of his left hand chopped off.

Ooooffttt!!!

Vape anyone?

 

Smoking is cool as ****.

 

Shut the **** up you pointless fat little dwarf.

 

Might show that to my son. He's living with me at the moment, and thinks I can't tell when he's been smoking in the flat.

 

Only in Humphrey Bogart movies.

Humph didn't have to pay a tenner for a pack of Lucky Strikes with photos of dead babies and amputated feet all over them.

 

I like how the headline says he had his penis chopped off as if that was the worst thing that happened. As tragic as it would be to lose one's penis (not for everyone though obviously) I think getting your head cut off is a bit more of a blow.

 

In an either/or situation, it would still be a tough choice though, eh?

 

There are many on GC who appear to do quite well without a brain tbh.

 

It depends on your definition of doing quite well though.

 

Barely functioning

 

You joined the army and spend 80% of your day beeling on here.

I wouldn't say you're doing that well

 

Am doin great, thanks

 

Am doin great, thanks

 

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Christmas party in full swing Mr Kaiser?

 

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I only smoke after making love.

Twice a year if I'm lucky.

 

Only a burd calls it "making love".

Hullo, doll

 

Parp!

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