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GroveRanger

GroveRanger

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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/man-chopped-flatmates-penis-off-didnt-like-smoking-7178725/

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A man who didn’t like his flatmate’s smoking is facing a lengthy prison sentence after he chopped his penis off. Eduard Assylove, 37, was found decapitated and with his limbs and genitals chopped off after his flatmate went ‘berserk’ for lighting up in their flat. Assylov’s head, arms, legs and genitals were found on top of a blood-soaked pillow at their home in Moscow. He also had his ears and the middle finger of his left hand chopped off.

Ooooffttt!!!

Vape anyone?
 
GroveRanger said:
http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/22/man-chopped-flatmates-penis-off-didnt-like-smoking-7178725/

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A man who didn’t like his flatmate’s smoking is facing a lengthy prison sentence after he chopped his penis off. Eduard Assylove, 37, was found decapitated and with his limbs and genitals chopped off after his flatmate went ‘berserk’ for lighting up in their flat. Assylov’s head, arms, legs and genitals were found on top of a blood-soaked pillow at their home in Moscow. He also had his ears and the middle finger of his left hand chopped off.

Ooooffttt!!!

Vape anyone?
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Shut the **** up you pointless fat little dwarf.
 
DevAdvocate said:
I like how the headline says he had his penis chopped off as if that was the worst thing that happened. As tragic as it would be to lose one's penis (not for everyone though obviously) I think getting your head cut off is a bit more of a blow.
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In an either/or situation, it would still be a tough choice though, eh?
 
Der Kaiser said:
Eduard Asslove, seems legit

For almost 500 years the masses have been thoroughly deceived by a cosmic fairytale.

A sphere where people on the other side live with their feet above their heads, were rain, snow and hail fall upwards and the sky is lower than the ground.
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Christmas party in full swing Mr Kaiser?
 
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