Interesting I have also been spewed on while in the act. Got this bird so drunk as she wanted me to take her virginity.. She was on top then spewed all over my chest.. Needless to say I carried on til I finished the job.
You can't beat the Japs for imagination and utter deviance, but their vids are usually pixelated. It's a crime against humanity.
What on earth is that all about? They don't mind shoving live squid up schoolgirls twats but they fuzzy over the camera when it is up-to-the-nuts-in-snatch films! Weird bunch. You could also try German, those freaks like anything to do with pissing and sh1tting so a bit of blood & chunks fun would be right up their Strasse.
In my considerable research into the subject, I've noticed they seem to have a penchant for shagging the mother-in-law. The fuglier, the better.
No I don't do the misses when the painters are in, at least not anymore. Got myself a water infection last time I did
in all fairness in this day and age there is no excuse for doing them when the painters are in... Modern women should happily oblige taking it in the bum to satisfy their mans urges.