Gotta love the new site. I've already been awarded five trophies and I've only been here five minutes. And I don't want to hear any of you bastards bragging about what you won either. I need to see out the year with my head stuffed with all sorts of bullshit, it will give me a wonderful push into the new year. Not that I need all that much in the way of encouragement, as from a very early age I realised that I was something pretty special. Even the police wanted me. Anyway my friends, please have yourselves a very happy new year. ****, I've put my foot in it again. Maybe by wishing you all the best for the new year, I'm offending the Chinese.
PS, Apologies for the vile manner in which I used the word "****." I inherited this filth from my grandfather, he was a foul mouthed old bloke who wouldn't give you the shirt off his withered back. I remember a time when he sold a present Santa had just brought me. And I loved those cardboard shoes.
PS, Apologies for the vile manner in which I used the word "****." I inherited this filth from my grandfather, he was a foul mouthed old bloke who wouldn't give you the shirt off his withered back. I remember a time when he sold a present Santa had just brought me. And I loved those cardboard shoes.
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