Gotta love the new site. I've already been awarded five trophies and I've only been here five minutes. And I don't want to hear any of you bastards bragging about what you won either. I need to see out the year with my head stuffed with all sorts of bullshit, it will give me a wonderful push into the new year. Not that I need all that much in the way of encouragement, as from a very early age I realised that I was something pretty special. Even the police wanted me. Anyway my friends, please have yourselves a very happy new year. ****, I've put my foot in it again. Maybe by wishing you all the best for the new year, I'm offending the Chinese. PS, Apologies for the vile manner in which I used the word "****." I inherited this filth from my grandfather, he was a foul mouthed old bloke who wouldn't give you the shirt off his withered back. I remember a time when he sold a present Santa had just brought me. And I loved those cardboard shoes.
All the best Oddy. Life is sweet and to be fully enjoyed, so throw yourself right in and make the biggest splash you can. If you have long arms and plenty of cash then warm up my friend and get ready to fling the stuff hard and fast, for I have it on good authority that 2015 will be the year of the punt.
Short arms and deep pockets, that's me Cyc All the best for you and yours in 2015 mate, may your wordsmithing know no bounds
