I'd run too if I was naked and being chased by a bloke with a brick in each hand.Reminds me of the old joke.
"What do you do for a living?"
" I castrate prisoners. I make them sit on a stool with two holes it it. When their nuts drop through, I smash 'em with the bricks."
"Geez, that must be painful."
"Nah, I wear thick rubber gloves."

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