Threat Level Critical

GroveRanger

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https://www.mi5.gov.uk/threat-levels

Police with machine guns at the stations, helicopters overhead in London. Next terror event imminent.

"...terrorist cells also target less well-protected places frequented by Westerners. These could include locations where crowds gather such as social and retail venues, tourist sites and transport networks (rail, road and airports)."

I might give Oxford Street a miss for a while but I am long overdue a trip to the lingerie section for an illicit gusset soiling (see previous thread) and also need new socks so I might have to flick the V's at the nutters and head on out to M&S.
 
WARNING!! - I was at Glasgow's biggest shopping mall today and noticed that an Asian guy in his early 20's had dropped his wallet. I picked it up and caught up with him and handed it back to him. He said to me "thanks" then said "don't go to the Scottish Cup final on Sunday".... I said "how no?" and he said "cos the games on Saturday"...
 
WARNING!! - I was at Glasgow's biggest shopping mall today and noticed that an Asian guy in his early 20's had dropped his wallet. I picked it up and caught up with him and handed it back to him. He said to me "thanks" then said "don't go to the Scottish Cup final on Sunday".... I said "how no?" and he said "cos the games on Saturday"...
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Tbh it should be ramped up again to Terminal. Yer all gonna die. Ye have the nutters on the streets now and that added to the terrorists is a recipe for Britain's very own Bloody Sunday in Chillwell or Seven Oaks
 
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Tbh it should be ramped up again to Terminal. Yer all gonna die. Ye have the nutters on the streets now and that added to the terrorists is a recipe for Britain's very own Bloody Sunday in Chillwell or Seven Oaks
Nah Cheltenham wis ages ago and past without serious incident.
 
Does anyone really worry about this ****!

After travelling through the suburbs of Los Angeles some years back, London is like a breeze in the park, and if a ****ing great truck comes at yer, just step aside. If some nut comes at yer with a knife, pick up the biggest object and pummel his brain...simples. Naturally if it's a gun, **** yourself ;) Although I was in Miami in it's gun heydays, when any tourist was legal pickings.

Typical British media scare mongering
 
In Wales?

<laugh>....its the safest place in the world according 2 Mohamed and little baby jesus....other than the time the pope visited of course, there`s still many tortured souls left behind after that little coming of the lord>>>excuse the pun<<<