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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Sep 22, 2019.

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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I've unearthed a few turnoffs in my time as a heterosexual male and still been powerless to stop myself
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 28, 2019
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Oct 28, 2019
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  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    #1103
    Commachio, Oct 28, 2019
  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    Let's be honest though, most pussies aren't exactly an oil painting.
     
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    PINKIE, Oct 28, 2019
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  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I've never tried one , but I've taken some time to come to the worrying conclusion I've made .. some of these trannies you would never know
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 28, 2019
  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I disagree, but respect your open minded thinking.
    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Quesadaad, Oct 28, 2019
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I hope you never go to Thailand, you'll be getting ****ed left, right and centre with those muscles.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 28, 2019
  8. PINKIE

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    #1108
    PINKIE, Oct 28, 2019
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Captain didn't care, and just said 'yes'.
     
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    Commachio, Oct 28, 2019
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  10. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    seriously no ****ing problem fella

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 28, 2019

  11. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    see what I mean
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    You've never actually met a tranny/ladyboy have you?
     
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    Commachio, Oct 28, 2019
  13. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    no mate well I've never sucked one off
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 28, 2019
  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    So have you even talked to one?
     
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    Commachio, Oct 28, 2019
  15. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    no mate
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 28, 2019
  16. Commachio

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    So you're full off **** then, literally?
     
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    Commachio, Oct 28, 2019
  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You said you only had a 6 pack 6 months of the year last week ffs.

    Make ya mind up. What core **** you been doing with a ****ed ankle btw?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 28, 2019
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  18. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    i never said I have I said Id not hesitate
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 28, 2019
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    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    just what i can mate better than nowt
     
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    Toonitus, Oct 28, 2019
  20. Tobes

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    Reminds of a programme I watched about English blokes who’d fallen for Thai ladyboys, they were in long term relationships with these MEN and were intending shacking up with them.

    First bloke up said, I’m not gay though you know........errrrrmmm you’re shagging a bloke mate, that you know is a bloke.....up the ****ter, while you’re balls are slapping his meat and 2 veg......you’re gay.
     
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    Tobes, Oct 28, 2019
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