Off Topic **** thread no202. Allotments

That stretches all the way to White Hart Lane.

 

the spanish seem to like it, like you say with cheese.

 

but very apt for hiag

 

Yards do usually end in a lane. just saying like

 

Indeed. Poor chap has had his arsehole stretched all the way from Basingstoke to White Hart Lane

 

His life on here is like a constant loop of that scene from deliverance. Squeal like a pig hiag.

 

I’ve brutalised you all so much with my wummery that you’ve created a thread about garden allotments in order to keep away from me!

You’ll all be squeezing into Commie’s shed, next, and comparing “trowel” sizes.

Keep Skiddy away from the rake. You just know the dozy fcuker is going to tread on it and twat himself.

 

Squeal like a hiag

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I think this is more to do with your own fantasies, Commie. Except that in your fantasy, you are doing the buggering and you are dressed up in full tranny gear and make-up.

 

Squeal my little caravan dweller. Don't forget to open a window. Gas fumes can kill this time of year, and we don't want any harm to Granny hiag.

Who'd wash your Spongepants boxers?

 

HIAG isn't a Boxer mate, he made all that Bareknuckle Barrister **** up and got caught out lying again.

 

Most people who live in a caravan are tough but dim.

 

1 out of 2 for HIAG then

 

Which animals does hiag molest in his unauthorized allotment?

Certainly a chicken plucker.

 

I told you, Pix, that’s all in the past.

 

We know HIAG, you got caught out lying about it the other day mate

 

It was funny reading him talking to Joe about it. Think Joe just entertained and tolerated it.

 

Edited for greater accuracy, Pix.