Hi Dave, clue is looking for Nelson's lost arm. Saw contributions on this thread but was unable to input. Wanted to reply to your poem :
I had an uncle Reg,
And he went behind a hedge,
He came out feeling better,
But the hedge was much, much wetter!
I had an uncle Fred
Who went behind a shed
He came back feeling light
Because he had a ...(now what rhymes with light LOL) Hotel wifi wouldn't send.
I notice you haven't missed me one bit, time to retire ???
GE bor, Vincent.