

Rodney: Why do you call me Dave, Trig’? My name’s not Dave, Its Rodney.
Trigger: Are you sure?
Rodney: Yes, I’ve checked it on my birth certificate and everything, it's definitely Rodney.
Trigger: So what’s Dave, a nickname, like?
Rodney: No - you’re the only person who calls me Dave, everybody else calls me Rodney - and the reason they call me Rodney, is because Rodney is my name.
Trigger: Well, I shall have to get used to calling you Rodney from now on.
Rodney: Thank you.
Trigger: How long are you going to be, Baz? Me and Dave haven’t got all day.
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