Thread association game

[canary-dave]

It looks as if Kylie has beaten breast cancer, so she really has been so lucky......lucky, lucky, lucky!

 

[yarco canary]

Dannii Minogue.apparantly sh....d Simon Cowell

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Dannii Minogue.apparantly sh....d Simon Cowell

We've all been screwed by Simon Cowell

 

[redruthyella]

I've got cowells on my chimney

 

[canary-dave]

Hev yew gotta loight bor? Was a hit for the singing postman!

 

[redruthyella]

He lived in Stiffkey

 

[redruthyella]

I can't remember how you pronounce it now. Is it Sticky or Stewky or something?

 

[canary-dave]

I drink to forget..........successfully!

 

[ilovedelia]

I drink, therefore I am!

ILD OTBC

 

[redruthyella]

I'm pink, therefore I'm spam

 

[canary-dave]

Monty Python wrote and performed a musical called "Spamalot!"

 

[redruthyella]

Monty had a double during the war

Dave has one every day

 

[canary-dave]

It's a bad day when it's only one!

 

[redruthyella]

Once a King, always a King
But once a night is quite enough

 

[ilovedelia]

**** me said the Queen, what again King wiping his knob on the curtains.

ILD OTBC

 

[canary-dave]

**** said the king, and forty thousand arseholes bit the dust in blind obedience!

 

[ilovedelia]

**** was being hurled at random, but random being cleverer than most ducked, and it hit the King fair and square in the lughole.....................read above!

ILD OTBC

 

[canary-dave]

Cyril Fletcher's catch-phrase was, "Pin back your lugholes!"

 

[redruthyella]

Fletcher Christian was a mutineer

 

[canary-dave]

His ancestors are on the Pitcairn Islands!