If you are swimming in the sea and there is a shark, the Aussies would say that you haven't got to swim faster than the shark, you only need to outpace the slowest swimmer!
There were only 17 deaths by shark attack last year. Most species of sharks don't attack humans. More people are killed by peanuts.
If you drop a peanut of the top of the Eiffel Tower and it lands on someones head, you will have one less peanut to eat.
The shard was thought to be the biggest erection in the country but then they discovered Grant Holt's penis!