Like: There was a young man from Bombay Who made a cnut out of clay The heat from his prick Turned the clay into brick And chafed all his foreskin away
The classic one has marmalade in it. And Marmalade were originally called Dean Ford and the Gaylords.
Maybe Welly or JWM could sing Paul Jewells favourite: Tears of a Clown and he second line to the crowd When there's no-one around
In 1884, the town was struck by the Colchester earthquake, estimated to have been 4.7 on the Richter Scale causing extensive regional damage. About time they started clearing it up. Oh sorry, they did. They dumped the rubbish in Suffolk and called it Ipswich.