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[ilovedelia]

And mine

Ask her about the sandpaper glove..........<ouch>

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[ilovedelia]

Oh er no don't, no don't titter - Lurcio from Up Pompeii
Interesting that Jim Royle also called his youngest Lurcio sometimes although not sure it was spelt the same

Spelt comes out of a Otters bottom!

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[THURNBY CANARY]

Whereas a skunk.............

 

[redruthyella]

Ask her about the sandpaper glove..........<ouch>

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Like:
There was a young man from Bombay
Who made a cnut out of clay
The heat from his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And chafed all his foreskin away

 

[ilovedelia]

Enery Cooper knocked the **** out of Cassius Clay!

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[Resurgam]

.....until a 'split' glove gave him time to recover

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

His trainer was Angelo Dundee - Dundee has the two closest grounds geographically in the U.K.

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

And a bloody nice piece of cake....

 

[redruthyella]

The classic one has marmalade in it. And Marmalade were originally called Dean Ford and the Gaylords.

 

[johnnywarksmoustache]

Wilkins Tiptree Marmalade is nice, Frank Coopers is alright but my Favourite is Robinsons

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

and here's to you Mrs. Robinson

 

[canary-dave]

Smokey Robinson and the Miracles!

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

People say i'm the life of the party, cause I tell a joke or two

 

[ilovedelia]

People say i'm the life of the party, cause I tell a joke or two

Are Ipsquit & Blackburn are the two jokes you're refering to?

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[redruthyella]

Maybe Welly or JWM could sing Paul Jewells favourite: Tears of a Clown
and he second line to the crowd
When there's no-one around

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

That must be Colchester Redruth

 

[redruthyella]

In 1884, the town was struck by the Colchester earthquake, estimated to have been 4.7 on the Richter Scale causing extensive regional damage.
About time they started clearing it up.
Oh sorry, they did. They dumped the rubbish in Suffolk and called it Ipswich.

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

And Portaloo Road was aptly named

 

[redruthyella]

Ben Gummer is their MP. Wasn't he in Treasure Island?

 

[THURNBY CANARY]

Jim Hawkins was and a parrot I believe