Don't mention it to my missus. We went to a friend's wake and after a few sherberts, it was onto the flaming sambucas and I think the scars have only just disappeared. One of the lads in the pub gargled a flaming sambuca! Mind you, he used to minsweep the vinegar bottles when the towels went up!
Funny how some phrases like above for Kenneth Williams help you start impressions... With Necastle inbound this weekend brush up on your Geordie with the word "conjunctivitis".
