I remember the old Heinz Beans advert were kids would read a beans related poem!
This was doing the rounds in school at the time
We're gonna have a gang-bang, my brother John and me,
We know a girl from down the road who does it all for free!
First we'll take her jumper off, her brassier and her jeans
Then we'll take her knickers off and fill her full of beans!
We're gonna **** her really, but it didn't rhyme!