This was Arsenal's moment but instead...

ANYWAYS, back to topic, Arsenal still haven't done jack sh!t, and Spurs are doing what Arsenal were supposed to.

 

I don't think anybody does really give a hoot, but it's pretty funny reading your made up fantasies all the same

 

You wish they were made up fantasies, :-D, not my problem you're jealous.

 

Why would I wish for you to make up fantasties about wining and dining then 'putting your hands where you shouldn't' with a 45 year old MILF ? It sounds like something straight out of a Teeny magazine.

I suppose seeing as this transfer window has been so dull, I should thank you for livening it up a bit with your florid stories though

 

Again, not my problem you're jealous you don't have much excitement in your life, you wish what I was saying was fantasy, but it's all real life, the beach, the restaurants, and the hotels too that I took her too. :-D. And yes, a beautiful gorgous 45 year old woman, I've always liked older ladies, and I have an incredible one now, :-D, my teen fantasies from back in the day are real. Sorry if my life isn't so bland and I have some excitement in it.

Maybe for a loser like you, this is the stuff you read in magazines, maybe you should just get out more? Instead of masturbating naked and alone in your closet to Wenger Knows Best poster.

 

You certainly do have a florid imagination, I'll give you that

 

No, I just have some fun in my life, unlike you, who thinks anyone who has some fun is making it up, as I said, stay jealous, and keep masturbating naked in the closet.

And guess what? I'm going to head to Spearmint tonight, to have more fun! Guess what more? I'm heading to Paris in around 2 weeks to have more fun! :-D, what can I say? I have fun in my life.

 

I can't get in the closet because that where I keep my Hareem and they take up too much room.

 

I also have the chance to go to NYC next month if I just feel like going. . Sorry my life isn't bland for you.

 

Good for you, you should go. NYC is a great city. I know it very well indeed.

 

I can guarantee where you won't be going tomorrow

 

I am going to the Emirates, just because I'm not meeting you, doesn't mean I'm not going. Seriously, what's up with u 2 ****ers, both of u are so ****ing annoying thinking ur so smart and wise and that I'm just making it all up. Yes, I'm lying about everything bla bla bla, I'm not a season ticket holder bla bla bla, seriously it don't matter one bit if you believe or not, who the **** are you? The guardian? We have to prove ourselves to you? There's some litmus test now?

 

Love New York - probably my favourite city I travel a fair amount with work, and I love it, but nothing quite beats home. I wouldn't want to spend months away from home at a time, but nor would I want to spend huge amounts of money on women.

Perhaps I'm boring, but I'd rather find one woman who I love & spend the rest of my life with her than go chasing meaningless relationships with older women all around the world.

 

You won't meet me because you won't be there.

 

i will be there, I just don't want to meet up, means **** all to me if you believe or not, you just sound like a douche. Now I'm heading to Spearmint, thank you very much.

 

I am getting attached to the 45 year old, do have strong feelings for her, I'd love to settle with her, but she's 45, I'm 26, it'll be too hard.

 

I bet NYC isn't as good as Penmaenmawr.
I celebrated my 30th wedding anniversary last week. The best 30 years of my life

 

I lived in Park Slope, Brooklyn whilst I was finishing my postgrad studies. I had to work ****ing hard to get where I am now, because I didn't have rich parents to fund me and the US is not an easy place to stay if you've not got the right visas. I used to surf at Rockaway beach and get the subway from the apartment I rented in Park Slope right to the beach. I'm still involved with a couple of people from Rockaway who work with a friend of mine now who runs surf therapy courses for War vets with PTSD. That is when I'm not doing my day job, managing a team of people that provide therapy services for people with mental health difficulties. When I'm not doing this, I'm playing in a band - we've just come back from a festival in the midlands, the rest of the time I'm looking after my new daughter with my beautiful wife and I couldn't be happier. If I get a spare moment, I go surfing myself.

This is all of course when I'm not masturbating naked alone in the closet next to my Arsene Wenger poster

 

Now now ladies, your lives are all just as ****ty as each others

 

You're only saying that because you have to masturbate alone in the closet next to your Arsene Wenger poster