A snobby **** doesn't have a wine rack, they have a wine cellar. The best way to know if you're dealing with someone with pretensions of being a snobby **** is that they have a wine rack. In the kitchen. The single dumbest place to put a wine rack.
Nope. Never been glassed. Thus far. In ma yoof I had a terrible habit of launching glasses/bottles over my shoulder when I'd finished drinking them in pubs/nightclubs. How I survived my teenage years without getting done in I'll never know.
