I agree with you, Red: whale shark should be discounted as it's ovoviviparous. Interesting fact on eggs: the Kiwi has one of the largest eggs compared to body size of any bird! Here's a lovely picture (get her an epidural, stat!): please log in to view this image Women should be shown this so they can never b*tch about childbirth again. They don't know they're born!
They won't accept the simple fact that being kicke din the nuts is much more painful either, ESPECIALLY when in labour
This is because women evolved natural painkillers to deal with childbirth. Men have no such immunity and our evolved skills involved hunting and gathering. This is why we have conceptual thinking to a far greater degree than women, which explains the lack of female chess mistresses. The benefit of this is next time one of the bitches starts banging on about multi-tasking ask her what the problem is with reversing *and* parking at the same time. But watch out for the follow-up kick in the nuts.
True. I said this when my sister was giving birth. She got all scientific and went for the practical, i.e. she punched me in the nuts. Woman are surprisingly strong during childbirth. I was not given an epidural.